why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
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god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
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OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
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- usb won’t plug in
- flip it over
- still nothing
- flip it over again
- magically fits
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my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
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